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Your result for The Six Wives of Henry VIII Test…

Anne Boleyn

Witty, Sophisticated, Passionate, Emotional, Stylish, Intelligent, Outspoken.

“The Most Happy”

Anne Boleyn is one of the most infamous women in history. She is also probably one of the most misunderstood. Many myths abound, including that she had a mole on her neck, and a sixth finger. This is highly unlikely, as such things were seen as signs of witchcraft, she probably would not even have been allowed in court, let alone be chosen by Henry as a mate- he desired a male heir above all else, and would never have risked a ‘bewitched’ son.

Anne was the second, possibly third, Boleyn woman to pass through Henry’s chambers. Her mother was rumored to have been young Henry’s mistress, and her sister Mary was without doubt. As their father, Thomas Boleyn, was a man with more ambition than honor, he engineered both daughters relationships with Henry, and probably did the same with his wife. But Mary Boleyn’s relationship with Henry ended with an illegitimate son (probably Henry’s), a sad marriage, and the nickname, “the Great Whore”.

Anne was engaged to Henry Percy and had no ambitions to join in the family’s power games. But as a lady in waiting to Katharine of Aragon, Anne caught Henry’s eye, and Henry, had Henry Percy banished from court. Thomas Boleyn missed nothing, and set Anne to seducing Henry.

Anne was charming, witty, sophisticated, and talented in music and dance- all things Henry liked in a woman. She had no trouble bringing Henry to his knees- she knew what he wanted became all the sweeter to him when he couldn’t have it. She demanded he seduce her with letters and poems, he sent her royal jewels, and she rebuffed him, refusing to give him her virginity outside of marriage.

Sometime during her father’s scheming Anne fell in love with Henry. They resided together in the castle, held court with her in Katharine’s throne. He granted her noble title. Finally, after being refused an anullment, Henry divorced Katharine. Henry was excommunicated from the Holy See- the beginning of Restoration.

Anne and Henry wed in 1533, and Anne gave birth so soon to the infant Elizabeth I, it’s believed that the two had been secretly married in 1532 in order to consumate their union.

The marriage lasted three years. Anne failed to deliver the promised heir, which Henry saw as a sign from God that his marriage to Anne was impure. His eye was wandering, particularly to Jane Seymour, and Anne, ever so passionate, would not tolerate any straying from her bed. If she had taken the king from Katharine, who had been with him for decades, then her position was just as precarious. She had gotten Henry to declare Elizabeth the one heir by bastardizing Mary, daughter of Katharine, but no one outside of England recognized the child as sovereign heir, refusing Henry’s offers of betrothal. That Anne requested the deaths of Mary and Katharine is rumored but not evidenced.

Following the death of Katharine, who had suffered in isolation, Henry became more convinced that Anne was a mistake. She miscarried a few days later, and it was over.

Henry accused Anne of witchcraft, questioned her virginity at the time of marriage, and high treason- adultery. The men of her court were questioned and tortured, the women of her court were largely disloyal- many of them having been in service to the beloved Katharine of Aragon before her- and gladly spoke against her. Anne was imprisoned, and there wrote letters to Henry begging for the freedom of her innocent friends and family (her brother was accused of having relations with her.) and begging for the future of her daughter. It was all for naught- her accused lovers were tortued into admission- even though some of them were quite homosexual- and murdered. Elizabeth was declared illegitimate. Anne saw the beheading of her brother George, her best friend, and probably also homosexual, through the bars of her tower window.

Anne Boleyn was executed May 19, 1536. Laying her head on the chopping block, she repeatedly commended her soul to God, and then, the scandal of christendom, the woman who caused the birth of a new religion, the second wife of Henry VIII, was beheaded.

Henry married Jane Seymour eleven days later.


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Time out for some fantasy.

So, because my new project is a novel three novels in the fantasy genre, I’ve been reading a lot of fantasy lately.  And even though my project isn’t romance, it does have a strong love story and I’ve been looking for strong fantasy love stories and so, with no further ado, what I’ve been reading lately, the good parts version.

The Rest Falls Away: The Gardella Vampire Chronicles

This is a pretty good read. It should be sexier than it is, but that’s just because I think there’s a certain expectation of a vampire novel that is billed as a paranormal romance.  It has been called a combination of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Pride and Prejudice.  Well, the Buffy part is right, but the P&P? The setting is Regency London and the main character is having her first London season when she discovers she’s a hereditary vampire hunter.  Ignoring the fact that P&P wasn’t about a London season, the only thing this has in common with Jane Austen is the time period. My biggest complaints with this book are mainly some anachronisms that crop up fairly often and the fact that this book, while set in England during the Regency, doesn’t sound English.  At all.

I wouldn’t be recommending it, if it didn’t have strengths, however.  The strengths–an interesting presentation of the premise and a plot that keeps you wondering.  I said this was a romance, and it’s marketed that way, and it certainly has romance in it, but in this book you even find yourself wondering exactly who the hero is and who she is going to end up with and I like that in a book.  So, I recommend this if you just want a good, fast and entertaining read and if this sounds interesting to you. It’s the first in a series and I think there are four books now.  I’ll eventually read more, but am not in a hurry.

The Smoke Thief (The Drakon, Book 1)

This is a book that would not have attracted me by its premise, simply because I truly haven’t been into fantasy that much in the past and a race of creatures called Drakon who are dragons who can turn to smoke and to human form didn’t excite me. But oh, this is a writer whose style is lush and sensual, whose characters are lush and sensual, whose story is lush and sensual (um, I seem to be stuck here) and who knows how to create wonderful conflict between a hero and heroine that isn’t easily resolved. I loved the first book, and each book has been better. This is another that’s set in England, this time in the 18th Century, with forays into Europe, especially the Carpathian mountains. I can’t say that the author has an English voice, but her voice certainly has a richness and fantasy quality that makes up for that. Then there’s the fact that the relationships and the dangers are so compelling. Yes, the author occasionally does things that annoy me but in this case I love her books so much I forgive her and don’t even pause to be annoyed. And you might note, I wasted no time picking up the sequels in this case. I’m just saying.

Lord of the Fading Lands

The good news, I guess, is that this is a total fantasy in fantasy lands that don’t have to sound English, because this is not an English author and she doesn’t write with an English voice. But this is an extremely intense story about the last of the Feyrein (I hope I have the terminology right; I am not good about keeping track of this sort of thing) who is sometimes man and sometimes a creature that flies but (I think) is like an extremely large black cat-beast. Over a thousand years ago when his wife was killed, the Feyrein part of him (the beast) flew into a Wilding Rage and scorched the earth and killed over half the people in the land in his grief. Needless to say, they aren’t real comfortable with him around and he stays away, and has done so for, well, a thousand years. But now he’s suddenly got a Truemate–a bond that is stronger than the bond with his wife could dream of being–and, well, she’s not sure she wants to be his Truemate, all things considered, and… Well. Fantasy. Romance. Intense. Compelling. First in a series. I’m reading it now and am sure I’ll be reaching for the next to see what happens.

Also, a couple of books have been recommended to me that I now have but haven’t started reading:

Storm Front (The Dresden Files, Book 1)

That doesn’t look like a fantasy to me, or at least not the kind of fantasy I’m into, but I’m told it has an angsty love story so I’ll give it a shot. Again, first in a series.

Taltos

And this one because… um, I’m not quite sure, but maybe because it has something to do with Celts and such? Again, I’m giving it a shot.

So help me out here. Have you read any of these? What did you think? Do you have other fantasy romances or fantasies with strong love stories as subplots? Give me titles, people. Give me a few details.

Especially if they’re British.  British would be a huge bonus.

So.  Anybody?

Hell in a Lurid Handbasket

“I shall not say why and how I became, at the age of fifteen, the mistress of the Earl of Craven.  Whether it was love, or the severity of my father, the depravity of my own heart, or the winning arts of the noble Lord, which induced me to leave my paternal roof and place myself under his protection, does not now much signify: or if it does, I am not in the humour to gratify curiosity in the matter.”

No, that’s not the opening paragraph of a work of lurid fiction.  It’s the opening paragraph of Harriette Wilson’s Memoirs.

She was (as the subtitle of the book attests) The Greatest Courtesan of her Age, the Regency era. Becoming Lord Craven’s mistress at the gentle age of fifteen (Craven–could you come up with a better surname?) was just the beginning. She quickly grew bored with him and ended up being mistress to almost anybody who was anybody during that time, from the Duke of Wellington to Lord Byron.

And when her twenty year career came to an end and she needed money, she decided to write her memoirs and then blackmailed offered to leave certain gentlemen out of them for £200 each.  The Duke of Wellington said, “Publish and be damned!” and was then miffed that she did.

I’m doing a lot of reading about the Regency era right now and am finding her memoirs quite captivating and readable.

I’m also thinking of all those poor people who wring their hands and are convinced that the world is going to hell in a handbasket and Never Has the World Been So Horrible when, truly, people have always been people, they’ve always done lurid, scandalous, heinous and dreadful things.

From what I can tell, it only seems to be the more Puritanical of Americans who seem to believe differently, who believe there was a time when people Didn’t Do Such Things.

Harriette Wilson

I love Amazon.  I love that when I heard about Harriette and her memoirs I was able to order a used copy via Amazon instead of tracking it down the harder way.

And I’m being quite entertained by her naughty life.

How vulgar is your tongue?

Whilst looking for info on the use of the word “fuck” in the Regency time period, I stumbled across this quiz.

How Vulgar is Your Tongue?

I took it.  I got 100% incorrect.  (Okay, I did one correct, the one about Ireland if you must know.)

I clearly would not have been allowed in polite society in Regency England, nor would I have known whether I was being complimented, insulted or propositioned.

We must have standards.

The English do have a grasp on the idea of standards, of what is proper, and whatnot.