I’m in so much trouble.


Your result for The Six Wives of Henry VIII Test…

Anne Boleyn

Witty, Sophisticated, Passionate, Emotional, Stylish, Intelligent, Outspoken.

“The Most Happy”

Anne Boleyn is one of the most infamous women in history. She is also probably one of the most misunderstood. Many myths abound, including that she had a mole on her neck, and a sixth finger. This is highly unlikely, as such things were seen as signs of witchcraft, she probably would not even have been allowed in court, let alone be chosen by Henry as a mate- he desired a male heir above all else, and would never have risked a ‘bewitched’ son.

Anne was the second, possibly third, Boleyn woman to pass through Henry’s chambers. Her mother was rumored to have been young Henry’s mistress, and her sister Mary was without doubt. As their father, Thomas Boleyn, was a man with more ambition than honor, he engineered both daughters relationships with Henry, and probably did the same with his wife. But Mary Boleyn’s relationship with Henry ended with an illegitimate son (probably Henry’s), a sad marriage, and the nickname, “the Great Whore”.

Anne was engaged to Henry Percy and had no ambitions to join in the family’s power games. But as a lady in waiting to Katharine of Aragon, Anne caught Henry’s eye, and Henry, had Henry Percy banished from court. Thomas Boleyn missed nothing, and set Anne to seducing Henry.

Anne was charming, witty, sophisticated, and talented in music and dance- all things Henry liked in a woman. She had no trouble bringing Henry to his knees- she knew what he wanted became all the sweeter to him when he couldn’t have it. She demanded he seduce her with letters and poems, he sent her royal jewels, and she rebuffed him, refusing to give him her virginity outside of marriage.

Sometime during her father’s scheming Anne fell in love with Henry. They resided together in the castle, held court with her in Katharine’s throne. He granted her noble title. Finally, after being refused an anullment, Henry divorced Katharine. Henry was excommunicated from the Holy See- the beginning of Restoration.

Anne and Henry wed in 1533, and Anne gave birth so soon to the infant Elizabeth I, it’s believed that the two had been secretly married in 1532 in order to consumate their union.

The marriage lasted three years. Anne failed to deliver the promised heir, which Henry saw as a sign from God that his marriage to Anne was impure. His eye was wandering, particularly to Jane Seymour, and Anne, ever so passionate, would not tolerate any straying from her bed. If she had taken the king from Katharine, who had been with him for decades, then her position was just as precarious. She had gotten Henry to declare Elizabeth the one heir by bastardizing Mary, daughter of Katharine, but no one outside of England recognized the child as sovereign heir, refusing Henry’s offers of betrothal. That Anne requested the deaths of Mary and Katharine is rumored but not evidenced.

Following the death of Katharine, who had suffered in isolation, Henry became more convinced that Anne was a mistake. She miscarried a few days later, and it was over.

Henry accused Anne of witchcraft, questioned her virginity at the time of marriage, and high treason- adultery. The men of her court were questioned and tortured, the women of her court were largely disloyal- many of them having been in service to the beloved Katharine of Aragon before her- and gladly spoke against her. Anne was imprisoned, and there wrote letters to Henry begging for the freedom of her innocent friends and family (her brother was accused of having relations with her.) and begging for the future of her daughter. It was all for naught- her accused lovers were tortued into admission- even though some of them were quite homosexual- and murdered. Elizabeth was declared illegitimate. Anne saw the beheading of her brother George, her best friend, and probably also homosexual, through the bars of her tower window.

Anne Boleyn was executed May 19, 1536. Laying her head on the chopping block, she repeatedly commended her soul to God, and then, the scandal of christendom, the woman who caused the birth of a new religion, the second wife of Henry VIII, was beheaded.

Henry married Jane Seymour eleven days later.


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More Green Eyes

I don’t know what surprises me more-that my eyes are the color they “should” be (according to this silly and very unscientific quiz) or that the summation rings pretty true.


Your Eyes Should Be Green


Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger

People find you to be: Passionate, intense, and unpredictable

Your best trait: You can read people easily and understand their true motivations

What’s hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world

I did not cheat.

There were times that I could have slanted this one way or another (well, some of the questions are obvious) but I stuck with true answers as close as I could. Beyond that, I have nothing to say.

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test…

Mrs. Snape

Your perfect HP man is Severus Snape.

(the image provided by the test is a piece of art used w/o permission so I decided to use a pub photo w/o permission, instead, on the assumption that Warner Brothers likes the publicity and I\'d rather not use an individual\'s work w/o credit)

(the image provided by the test is a piece of art used w/o permission so I decided to use a pub photo w/o permission, instead, on the assumption that Warner Brothers likes the publicity and I'd rather not use an individual's work w/o credit)

You like a guy of loyalty and intelligence and don’t really mind if he comes across as a bit harsh. Or a bit bastardy. Or if he happens to terrify every child who crosses his path. The point is that under that rough exterior lies…well, a rough interior. But under that is a soft, squishy center and you don’t mind at all that you’re the only person in the world who gets to see it.

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(I really expected to get the Weasley Twins because I always get the Weasley Twins, but those are personality tests so I guess what this test is saying is that Severus Snape needs a ditzy wild girl to make his life complete. Or, wait. That a ditzy wild girl needs a menacing presence in her life to keep her in line.)

My Personality Defect

My result for The Personality Defect Test…

Hippie

You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about “the man”, like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of “fascism” is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn’t a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble–thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

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(Sniff.  They say it like this is a bad thing.)

Rolls eyes.

I can’t believe I do these things.  Please, somebody else play along.  Let me know who you are. Otherwise, I feel so… lame.  (But cute. So damn cute.)


Which of the illustrious Alan Rickman’s characters are you?


You are Baby Alan, the young Alan Rickman himself! You’re young, ambitious, and ready for a role on the London stage. You’ve got talent, drive, inspiration, you’re cuter than cute, and your future promises a line of successful movies. not to mention quite a decent number of lust-crazed fangirls.
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