Speaking of teh gay…

Berke Breathed adds his voice to the contemporary issue of gay fictional characters and the authors of same.

Something Idiotic

You know, what I did isn’t important.

The fact is, I did something stupid and was banging my head on my desk in frustration and pulling my hair out and hyperventilating–

And I emailed Toni, and then Nic, and told them both the same thing.

And that was this:

I am a fucking fucked-up fuckered beyond fuck-all idiot!!!!!!!!!!

The reason that I was so frustrated and the thing that I did that was so idiotic is already water under the bridge, but I am somehow quite proud of that statement.

I am a fucking fucked-up fuckered beyond fuck-all idiot!!!!!!!!!!

(I recently had someone ask me if I am British because I use “fuck” so much. Um, no, and clearly that person has never heard me speak or they wouldn’t ask that question, because this Texas twang is hard to hide.)

But still.

I am a fucking fucked-up fuckered beyond fuck-all idiot!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I’ll cut it out now.

And go wash my mouth out with soap.

Um, fingertips.

But still, I consider that something of a masterpiece in the annals of fuckedness, don’t you?

I’m just saying.

“My name is Jeeves.”

Nobody understands my shock and awe at realizing Hugh Laurie was House if they haven’t seen a bit of Fry and Laurie as I first met them:

And then, there’s the Fry and Laurie prior to that:

Enjoy!

Oh, you Tigers!

I’m watching the LSU/Arkansas game.

2nd OT, 42-42.

I am not going to survive this game.

That is all.

Addendum: The Tigers lost. The Longhorns lost.

It is weekends like this that I am blessed to be a Cowboys fan.

Photo from The New York Times website.

Happy Birthday!

(to me!)