Following Candace’s example, today’s post is porn.
You know the old judge’s words, “I don’t know the definition, but I know porn when I see it?” Well, if porn is in the eye of the beholder, I challenge all of you to post what turns YOU on these days. (Well, within reason.)
And for me, it’s this:
And this:
And damn it to hell, the bike I want to see/ride/test and nobody has in stock, this:
Not the featherweight carbon bikes like this $7200 baby:
Give me some beautiful steel retro-looking bikes.
Now, what’s YOUR pr0n?












April 20, 2007 at 3:49 pm
camera pr0n
April 20, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I like that yellow one. Lots.
I think I’d go for the retro steel ones too, Pooks. I’m not so much into speed, so a heavy bike would not be a problem.
April 20, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Cool camera, Emily. Very nice.
cg — I love the yellow. They also have a Coleman green or British Racing green that I love. Those Rivendells are gorgeous.
Steel isn’t that awful as far as weight goes — the expensive steel is supposedly very comfortable to ride on, and it’s far stronger than carbon. Those are bikes you keep for a lifetime.
The difference in weight would make a difference to Lance and Floyd and even you and me if we were racers, but otherwise, unlikely.
April 20, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Blender P0rn
April 20, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Wow. I see your point.
Rock on.
Hey, I went to Sam Moon today and brought a Coach handbag knockoff for $19.00. Woohoo!
Um, I didn’t see any bikes, tho.
April 20, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Jennifer — wow, and it comes in so many pretty colors!
Candace, you can’t go wrong with a 19.00 Coach (but if you’re out after midnight I’d keep an eye on it; it might turn into a punkin or sump’n.)
April 21, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I don’t know how to do hyperlinks in here but this is boat pr0n..http://tinyurl.com/3927z5
April 21, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Ooops, didn’t work. Can you post it in your blog? I want to see sexy boats.
April 21, 2007 at 7:07 pm
You do realize there are some rather indelicate implications in saying the item that turns you on is a bicycle’s cross bar?
I am just sayin’.
April 21, 2007 at 10:49 pm
My pr0n is a nice little 3/2 near Greenville Ave. in North Dallas.
Guess who’s moving to Dallas, pooks?!
April 22, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Why Miss Max, whatever are you talking about?
Mrs Wonderful — wonderful! When? Email me!
April 22, 2007 at 7:11 pm
So this is what it’s like when the gals get together and discuss p0rn. It’s so cute!
April 22, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Does anyone else have the impulse to smack to Adam then drag him into bed? Or is that just me?
April 23, 2007 at 4:03 am
HAH! While my diabolical plan unfolds, I must now search The Google for an appropriate comeback.
April 23, 2007 at 4:09 am
You are very funny.